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They said it couldn't be done;
that hacker experiences couldn't be expressed in haiku.
Or, perhaps they said it shouldn't be done?Too late. Here are my top ten Hacker Haikus: - The Hacker
Don't fear the hacker
he just enjoys the challenge
...of cleaning your disk! - Gates' Law
Great chips run high speeds
but bloatware slows to crawl
heat is main output - The Script Kiddie
My server was hacked
SSH had a hole
now my box is 0wned - Turbo Mode
Overclock your box
it is very fast ... at first
warranty now void - The Ghost Ship Bug
The bug seemed so small
Game database was trashed
I must start new game - Email Dilemma
Mail is killer app
spam overflows my quota
I need new mailbox - Code Red II
My website was so grand
until the day it changed
to an odd demand - The Email Virus
Don't open that file!
it has a strange subject line...
you mail all your friends - The Buggy OS
My box crashed again
the registry was corrupt
Slackware brought it up - The IT Shuffle
One group gets upgrade
next group can't read their files
Now they upgrade too
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| | mail this link | score:9225 | -Ray, June 2, 2003 (Updated: June 3, 2003) |
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