|This thing is written in AWK and should work on any Unix or Linux out there.|
What is it? It's a relational database.
Sure, I can almost hear you think  , "like Mysql!" or "like Postgres!" and you are wrong because it's very different.
NoSQL is a relational database implemented in AWK and operated via the unix shell. Yes, NoSQL is the most unixy RDBMS in the world. So all of you so-called unix lovers, shell freaks, you are gonna love this.